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This is fake, the video has been edited to look like it was the woman!
This is fake, the video has been edited to look like it was the woman!
you call it some other technical term?But of course... women don't do that!!!
Agreed, if it were the woman ,the cloud would stick around longer.This is fake, the video has been edited to look like it was the woman!
There would be panic and mass hysteria with folks stampeding their way out for fresh O2Agreed, if it were the woman ,the cloud would stick around longer.
That's weird...
i didnt know that you have seen my videoThere you go. All you mods can take comfort in the fact that the biggest prick on the forum thinks you’re doing a great job.
I'm going to go to hell for posting this...but I gotta do it!!!But of course... women don't do that!!!
Must be a long standing tradition in that country for the term Dutch Oven to persist.Nothing better than a spousal Dutch Oven.
Maybe she was preparing you for father/diaperhood.
Sooooo. She decided she could best compete with smell rather than volume(as in sound)?I'm going to go to hell for posting this...but I gotta do it!!!
So...this has happened numerous times (keep in mind, i've only been married for 3 years).
My Wife wakes me up in the middle of the night...screaming, "omg, that's horrible". I immediately wake-up, brain goes from zero to a thousand in a nano-second, full on Marine mode, reach for my weapon...look at her, say what's going on, who is it, what's the threat? Then it happens!!! I breathe in...I about fall off the bed, which only makes it worse as I lift the covers, now it's infiltrated me...and trust me, I've smelt some pretty rank shlt in my life, but this is some paint peeling, eye lid flipping, nostril deflated stuff right here. This aroma had nothing on the gas chamber in the Marine Corps, thousand times worse. I even started looking under the bed, wondering maybe the cat caught something and it died. Oh hell no, my wonderful 110lb wife ripped one while she was sleeping and woke herself up, then she had the audacity to blame it all on me. Holy Shltbals Batman, I wouldn't wish this on any husband...okay, I guess I better hope hell smells better, it has too Enjoy your friday all
No competition, she won hands down, better yet, hands over nose mouth and exfil out front door for O2.Sooooo. She decided she could best compete with smell rather than volume(as in sound)?
You owe me a keyboard, I just sprayed tea all over mine!!! LMAF!!I'm going to go to hell for posting this...but I gotta do it!!!
So...this has happened numerous times (keep in mind, i've only been married for 3 years).
My Wife wakes me up in the middle of the night...screaming, "omg, that's horrible". I immediately wake-up, brain goes from zero to a thousand in a nano-second, full on Marine mode, reach for my weapon...look at her, say what's going on, who is it, what's the threat? Then it happens!!! I breathe in...I about fall off the bed, which only makes it worse as I lift the covers, now it's infiltrated me...and trust me, I've smelt some pretty rank shlt in my life, but this is some paint peeling, eye lid flipping, nostril deflated stuff right here. This aroma had nothing on the gas chamber in the Marine Corps, thousand times worse. I even started looking under the bed, wondering maybe the cat caught something and it died. Oh hell no, my wonderful 110lb wife ripped one while she was sleeping and woke herself up, then she had the audacity to blame it all on me. Holy Shltbals Batman, I wouldn't wish this on any husband...okay, I guess I better hope hell smells better, it has too Enjoy your friday all
Dump out the crumbs, soak it in the tub, scrub with a veggie brush and dawn, swish and rinse, let dry for a day or two. good as new.You owe me a keyboard, I just sprayed tea all over mine!!! LMAF!!
I'm going to go to hell for posting this...but I gotta do it!!!
So...this has happened numerous times (keep in mind, i've only been married for 3 years).
My Wife wakes me up in the middle of the night...screaming, "omg, that's horrible". I immediately wake-up, brain goes from zero to a thousand in a nano-second, full on Marine mode, reach for my weapon...look at her, say what's going on, who is it, what's the threat? Then it happens!!! I breathe in...I about fall off the bed, which only makes it worse as I lift the covers, now it's infiltrated me...and trust me, I've smelt some pretty rank shlt in my life, but this is some paint peeling, eye lid flipping, nostril deflated stuff right here. This aroma had nothing on the gas chamber in the Marine Corps, thousand times worse. I even started looking under the bed, wondering maybe the cat caught something and it died. Oh hell no, my wonderful 110lb wife ripped one while she was sleeping and woke herself up, then she had the audacity to blame it all on me. Holy Shltbals Batman, I wouldn't wish this on any husband...okay, I guess I better hope hell smells better, it has too Enjoy your friday all
This is fake, the video has been edited to look like it was the woman!
I was behind that woman in the clothing store the other day ;-p