Dental patient wounds self with gun...

[Glenn Kennedy]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/weird/ct-dental-patient-accidental-shooting-20160903-story.html

 

[JMN]

Guns and intoxicants don't mix fer shur.

We've just been told for so long "nitrous oxide" is so safe you can drive after it that people don't think about the fact it is still intoxicating.
It just metabolizes really fast with a half life of around 5 minutes.

At least he's not from Florida.

 

[Glenn Kennedy]

No he was not from Florida. But this guy is: http://jacksonville.com/news/florida/2016-04-06/story/man-tattoo-florida-his-face-changed-burglary

 

[CoolHandLuke]

that title reads like Damok and Jelad at Tenagra.

 

[JMN]

No he was not from Florida. But this guy is: http://jacksonville.com/news/florida/2016-04-06/story/man-tattoo-florida-his-face-changed-burglary

Whatever happened to "Inconspicuous" being a requisite characteristic. Can't find a good blue collar thief anymore.

 

[2thm8kr]

I guess with those kind of wits your only hope of income is through burglary.

 

[JMN]

that title reads like Damok and Jelad at Tenagra.

Great idea in that episode, but it leaves out how they would tell young ones of the meaning of the meaning. Allegory by pantomime would work, but it leaves so much out. Or maybe my language has "trapped" me as theirs did them.

 

[rkm rdt]

No he was not from Florida. But this guy is: http://jacksonville.com/news/florida/2016-04-06/story/man-tattoo-florida-his-face-changed-burglary

Glenn,how did you get a hold of 2th's mug shot? You using your private server again?

 

[JKraver]

For a second there I was like "Finally not Florida!" Then FL man rears his head.

 

[dborla01]

"Cull the herd"