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<blockquote data-quote="AJEL" data-source="post: 91133" data-attributes="member: 1480"><p>You Might Be A REDNECK DENTIST if..........</p><p>-instead of Nitrous you ask your patient to "pull my finger."</p><p>-you have more curtains in your pick-up than you do in your office.</p><p>-chiggers are included in your list of "top 5 dental hygiene concerns."</p><p>-your lab coat has the sleeves cut off.</p><p>-your dental school song was "Dueling Banjos."</p><p>-you keep a can of Raid in each operatory.</p><p>-you clean your fingernails with a Cavitron.</p><p>-there are more than 5 old Burger King bags on you desk.</p><p>-you wonder how your staff can keep the restroom so clean.</p><p>-you almost quit dental school because Dad was opening a Lube Rack.</p><p>-your patients complain the ceiling fan is blowing too hard.</p><p>-you think Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.</p><p>-the pen at your check out desk has a chain on it.</p><p>-your dental assistant can hear your car before she can see it.</p><p>-you use the words <strong><em>debridement</em></strong> and divorce interchangeably.</p><p>-after a haircut you look like Willie Nelson.</p><p>-your largest monthly office expense is from your taxidermist.</p><p>-your patients ask if they can wear a mask too.</p><p>-your assistant has to start suction by sucking hard on a plastic tube then lowering the end into a bucket.</p><p>-your Website is located in the corner near the ceiling.</p><p>-your high speed is made by Black and Decker.</p><p>-you have a velvet picture of Elvis in your waiting room.</p><p>-you use the term over yonder' instead of distal.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Opps this might have been the wrong thread. But talking about extractions</p><p>someone might nok know this word "debridement"</p><p></p><p>[media=youtube]ZlbanGBgecc[/media]</p><p></p><p></p><p>The dentist was striving to extract a tooth, but every time he got ready to proceed, the patient clamped his jaws. At last, he took his assistant aside and told her at the very moment he poised the forceps, to give the patient's balls a vicious pinch.</p><p></p><p>The pinch was administered, the nervous patient's mouth flew open, and the tooth was easily removed.</p><p></p><p>"Didn't hurt, did it?" asked the dentist.</p><p></p><p>"Not too much," replied the patient, "but who would have thought the root went that deep?!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="AJEL, post: 91133, member: 1480"] You Might Be A REDNECK DENTIST if.......... -instead of Nitrous you ask your patient to "pull my finger." -you have more curtains in your pick-up than you do in your office. -chiggers are included in your list of "top 5 dental hygiene concerns." -your lab coat has the sleeves cut off. -your dental school song was "Dueling Banjos." -you keep a can of Raid in each operatory. -you clean your fingernails with a Cavitron. -there are more than 5 old Burger King bags on you desk. -you wonder how your staff can keep the restroom so clean. -you almost quit dental school because Dad was opening a Lube Rack. -your patients complain the ceiling fan is blowing too hard. -you think Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy. -the pen at your check out desk has a chain on it. -your dental assistant can hear your car before she can see it. -you use the words [B][I]debridement[/I][/B] and divorce interchangeably. -after a haircut you look like Willie Nelson. -your largest monthly office expense is from your taxidermist. -your patients ask if they can wear a mask too. -your assistant has to start suction by sucking hard on a plastic tube then lowering the end into a bucket. -your Website is located in the corner near the ceiling. -your high speed is made by Black and Decker. -you have a velvet picture of Elvis in your waiting room. -you use the term over yonder' instead of distal. Opps this might have been the wrong thread. But talking about extractions someone might nok know this word "debridement" [media=youtube]ZlbanGBgecc[/media] The dentist was striving to extract a tooth, but every time he got ready to proceed, the patient clamped his jaws. At last, he took his assistant aside and told her at the very moment he poised the forceps, to give the patient's balls a vicious pinch. The pinch was administered, the nervous patient's mouth flew open, and the tooth was easily removed. "Didn't hurt, did it?" asked the dentist. "Not too much," replied the patient, "but who would have thought the root went that deep?!" [/QUOTE]
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