Crown World?...
sounds like a horrible rip off of a Disney theme park. Or a toy store. Or a place you'd get one of those car fresheners that hip hop fans in the 90's put on the dash of their car.
I don't have a crystal ball but the cards sure look stacked against us.
All I know is that my co-workers and I do the best we can day in and day out. For ourselves and the people in our lives. It's frustrating that it feels like that isn't going to be good enough against all the private equity...
best way to defeat good ol' American smartassery is to join in.
next time say something like: Yes, and we graciously clean the cage once a month.
Or: Speaking of my Tech, I gotta run. It's Tuesday and I should feed him.