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Wonder how many are joining her for Thanksgiving dinner?http://www.someecards.com/life/food-drink/sourdough-bread-vagina-yeast/
But I won't be making this
Wonder how many are joining her for Thanksgiving dinner?http://www.someecards.com/life/food-drink/sourdough-bread-vagina-yeast/
But I won't be making this
She invited the neighbors over for a good ole fashioned "homemade" dinner. My question is why did I spend $3 at the store for yeast rolls?Wonder how many are joining her for Thanksgiving dinner?
We always have pasta. Freakin'My sister's X in-laws, used to have spaghetti for Thanksgiving.
Yum, what time?tamales
lol
Dasher Dancer Prancer BlitzdIf you have never cooked a turkey just follow the simple step by step directions below:
HOW TO COOK A TURKEY
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch)
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out
Hamadillo: A pork tenderloin baked with 2lbs + of bacon draped over it (overlapped like shingles/armadillo scales).
I can't divulge the rest, as I just eat the thing and get shoo'd out of the kitchen while the amazing Mrs cooks it.
Wouldn't call it unique, but trying an oil-less turkey fryer this year.
If it is a failure then.........
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Or, I'm flying out to AZ to have tamales with Inn0xx if we can make it in time.
Wouldn't call it unique, but trying an oil-less turkey fryer this year.
If it is a failure then.........
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Or, I'm flying out to AZ to have tamales with Inn0xx if we can make it in time.
Tried a few chickens, they came out good, just not as good as healthy fried.Better book your tickets now ...every "miracle" appliance we've tried so far was a disaster...can't cheat on ingredients then expect it to taste good...
Looks like the lawn hasn't recovered from last year's attempt.Deep Frying a butterball?
Don't forget the lard dressing.